In a desperate search for brains, a reanimated corpse was seen lurking near a big, beautiful wall at the southern border. He ambled up to a microphone and growled incoherently for 30 minutes before being escorted away, Sadly, he was not able to locate any brains, as the only people in close proximity were MAGAts.
Reached for comment via seance, the spirit of late director George Romero denied any connection to the appearance of the ghoul, stating that he has no plans for making additional movies. However, he did express sympathy for the wraith. “It’s sad to watch,” he said. “Yeah, he’s dead. He’s … all messed up.”
