A chicken in every pot, and a sperm in every cup

I know this is a shock, but Donald is losing it. Here he is trying to counter-program against the massive and enthusiastic DNC by rambling on, ostensibly about the economy, in York, PA in front of a crowd of several.

At one point, he claims that electric cars are bad because to drive from York to Washington, DC, you’d need to stop five times along the way. That’s a 92 mile drive. In my electric car, I could do the round trip non-stop and still have enough charge to go to Philadelphia for a steak dinner.

The reality is that Don does have to stop 5 times in a 92 mile span, because it’s difficult to change an adult diaper in a moving vehicle.

He also claims he and JD Vance are not weird, but are totally normal just like everyone in the audience. Turns out the people in the audience are passing around vials supposedly containing Vance’s semen. No joke. Totally normal people, not at all weird.

Assuming we survive this election, many PhDs will be issued in the coming decades, for historians, sociologists, and psychologists analyzing the Trump cult and trying to make sense of it.

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x-ray Mike
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x-ray Mike(@x-ray-mike)
27 days ago

Not weird at all. No, no.

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