Donald came from Mara Lago, F-L-A
Rallied his way across the USA
Crapped his pants in a debate
When Kamala laughed at his small real estate
He said, “Hey, MAGA,
Take a walk on the wild side
She said, “No, folks
Come on over to my side”
Alright
Stormy came across Donald on his Island
She was used to being everybody’s darling
But she never once lost her head
Until she saw that mushroom in bed
He said, “Hey, babe
Come on over to my side”
She said, “Hey, Don
I think I’m calling for my ride”
And the Haitian girls go
“Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo”
RFK never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
The Capitol’s the place I’ll play
He said, “Hey,
Let me kiss up your back side”
Don said, “Hey, Junior,
We can go on a wild ride”
Lindsey the Fairy came down and hit the streets
Selling his soul was easy as crow to eat
Went on his knees for Don, you know
You should’ve seen them go, go, go
He said, “Hey, sugar
Take a walk on the wild side”
Don said, “Hush, babe
And pass the astroglide”
Alright
Huh
Loomer, she is just speeding away
COVID denier, well that was yesterday
Today’s all about teaching the Don
How to get his real crazy on
But then, you know, Don had to crash
When he ran out of votes and cash
She said, “Hey, Donny
Take a walk on the wild side”
He said, “Hey, Laura
Tell me again how the dogs died”
And the Hatian girls go
“Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo”
