Game Apps for Suckers

NEWS FLASH: No one is going to pay you big money for playing a game. Why would they?

If everyone who played these games won, the companies would go bankrupt. In fact, if only half of the players won, the companies would go bankrupt. The only way for the companies that hawk these sucker games to profit is if more players lose than win.

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historydoctor
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historydoctor(@historydoctor)
8 months ago

They always think they’re the lucky one who’s going to win. The phone is indeed smarter than they are.

StopTheMadness
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StopTheMadness(@stopthemadness)
8 months ago

And while we’re on this subject, I remember getting that email that Bill Gates was giving away 1 million to anyone who forwarded the email to 10 friends. Just to thank us for using Windows 95! What a guy! Well I want to say that Bill Gates sucks because I never got my million bucks!

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