Father of Fivehead running for Florida Senate

by JGorn Posted on October 4, 2023October 4, 2023

Don Gaetz’ mutant ejaculate heads toward Congress.

Don Gaetz, whose loins brought forth human-slug mutant Matt Gaetz, has announced his candidacy for Florida senate.

Florida is now officially the Gaetz of Hell, which explains why Trump holds dominion there while DeSatan rules there.

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cath(@cath)

9 months ago

#1351

Thanks for that …. I’m still laughing!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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flimflaminc(@flimflaminc)

9 months ago

#1274

Better lock up all female children 17 and under. And oh yeah might better lock up males also. And lest I forget go ahead and lock up the cats and dogs and I guess just anything breathing with some kind of orifice. The two old boys will be looking.

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