Super-Intelligent Amazon Customer Review of Darwin

I was thinking about buying a copy of Charles Darwin’s “The Origin of Species”, but I changed my mind. After reading this super-intelligent review of that book from an Amazon customer, I decided to pass on it.

This review reveals that Jesus Christ is in organized crime. The reviewer call’s him “God’s Don”.

That explains a lot.

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StopTheMadness
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StopTheMadness(@stopthemadness)
7 months ago

With “Gid’s” help I can leave my dirty sins behind.

Wow, that is great. So now all we need to do is find out who ‘Gid’ is.

tigerlily
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tigerlily(@tigerlily)
7 months ago

Always nice to hear from ‘Cletus with 3 teeth in his head’. Did he burn the book?

historydoctor
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historydoctor(@historydoctor)
7 months ago

As book reviews go, this leaves a lot to be desired. 0/10. Would not recommend.

Lee Lang
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Lee Lang(@lee-lang)
7 months ago

You know what I love about people like this? Their complete and utter bulletproof 100% confidence that if a God or God’s were ever detected that it would be exactly the same as the God they happen to believe in. I’ve literally never been that confident about anything at all ever.

Last edited 7 months ago by Lee Lang
JGorn
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JGorn(@admin)
7 months ago

Speaking of Amazon, I’m in the Amazon Vine program, where I get crap-tons of free products in return for evaluating and reviewing them. Here is what is currently listed in the “Sexual Wellness” category. No joke.

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JGorn
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JGorn(@admin)
7 months ago

Wait, I thought Don Trump was God’s Don!

I’m so confused!

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