It took four years, but…

… I finally tested positive. If I start dead cat bouncing, it will be my punishment for making fun of all those antivaxxers at SAV.

But I won’t.

So they’re still stupid. Assuming they’re not dead.

I’m so jacked with vaccines, I expect this will be brief and mild. That said, I can confirm that Paxlovid makes my mouth taste like a sewer.

If I’m wrong, I’ll text all of you from the afterlife via my bitchin’ 5G connection.

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