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4 months ago

Emily Litella: “What’s all this I hear about a Melania vaccine? I’ve always suspected that Melania had been cheating on Donald Trump as much as he cheated on her; but I never realized that she was so promiscuous that they actually named a disease after her! So it’s good that there’s a vaccine for Melania. It’s probably even more embarrassing to say you have Melania than it is to say you have Herpes!”

Jane Curtin: “Emily, that’s Malaria. Not Melania; Malaria.

Emily Litella: “Oh. That’s very different. Never mind.”

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